the s*x bomb of malta. the girls want him and the guys want to be him. he’s known for being an absolute genius in history but he also makes history in the bedroom. many people know of the legend but few know the man.
person 1:hey i want to be a s*x god like nicholas m*ssa
person 2: n*body can be like nicholas m*ssa
- lift my chin
to get wasted or drink *i’m gonna go lift my chin *chin up *
- hit the panda
to go to panda express for some dank chicken egg rolls or bejing beef. hey bro you trying to hit the panda?
- nebraska no no
sticking a corn cob halfway up your *ss and running through the pig sty with your pants around your ankles. no matter how bored i am, i would never do the nebraska no-no.
text abbreviation: can’t wait to see you. cwtcu tonight. i’ve missed you.