Nick Mac


an individual who enjoys sucking on c-ssie’s toes while she is asleep while andy bennett is crying naked in the bathtub while an undisclosed individual throws the air conditioner at the flatscreen television. he wishes to be an mma fighter and trains by man-handling farm animals which more often than not digreses into b–st–lity related crimes against nature.
“it’s not gay if they’re under 12, right?” -nick mac.

“what i do to my sheep is my own d-mn business.” -nick mac.

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