nick the dick



a term typically used to describe a simple minded douchbag. qualities includes a low i.q, dead end job, f-ck boy mentality and refers to one’s self as a “p-ssy”.

a “nick the d-ck” usually lives in a trailer park and is a typical wife beater. sadly if females pursue to date said f-ck boy….bring a magnifying gl-ss with you…the p-n-s size is far below the normal average.

“nick the d-ck” usually -ssociates with other slow minded individuals due to low mental functioning.
“hey joe! have you seen nick the d-ck?”,

“why yes i have….wait….do you mean that giraffe -ss necked mother f-cker?”
“yep! that be the one!”

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