Niemeyer
a saracstic person, usually on the speech team who makes fun of kids in wheelchairs. he also is obsessed with candy thus resulting in obesity. in two words: fat b-st-rd.
“hey daniel niemeyer, what is happening?”
“i’m eating skittles.”
“oh i see. hey ian (child in wheelchair)”
“hey ian why don’t you go up some stairs, oh wait you can’t!”
“danny that wasn’t a very good comment to make on ian. he can’t help that he is in a wheelchair.”
“yeah, he can. hey ian just get out.”
“wow niemeyer you are a fat b-st-rd.”
“ha-ha”
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