Niftalem


niftalem (noun, name), or often referred to simply as nif or (nif, nif) and sometimes correctly spelled neftalem is an angry male who spends most of his late evening inhaling shisha (white people refer to this as hookah). no one knows why he is always angry much like this >:-( . but, his close friends suspect it’s because he has been losing his hair for quite some time now.
leul: hey nahom, how do you say “boogy world” in amharic?

nahom: oh, wait… nift-alem… niftam. ha ha ha

both: ha ha ha

niftalem: >:-( puff, puff

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