nigga mortis
when a person (esp. black person) has no job, makes no effort to find a job, and has no intention of ever finding a job.
“j.j. ain’t goin’ to the movies with us. he’s broke.”
“why’s that?”
“n-gg- mortis.”
when a white person is hanging out with any amount of black people and drops the word n-gg-. they immediately stiffen up and stay as still as possible in the hopes that the black people won’t recognize they said the word n-gg-.
some random white dude says n-gg- to a bunch of black guys, then the n-gg- mortis occurs.
the death of a black man. initially the name of the alb-m “6 feet deep” by gravediggaz, but they had to rename it due to the whiney c-nts that found it offensive.
“christ, that punk got smoked.”
“yeah, n-gg-mortis”
the phenomenal event that happens to black people after death where the muscles in the body stiffen.
q: what happened to the black guy after he died?
a: he got n-gg- mortis!!!
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