nihilistic hours
the late hours in the night (typically 12-4 am) in which one procrastinates sleep by occupying their mind with obsessive hopeless thoughts about the universe, and their pointless, mediocre lives, followed by m-st-rb-t–n, then crying to sleep.
person 1: “dammit, i hate humans. why was i born? i want to die.”
person 2: “stop thinking like that and go to sleep. it’s late. we are getting into the nihilistic hours of the night.”
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