niiicholas
a tumblr famous vintage/hipster blogger who’s very attractive, but also very nice (which is rare). he has the cutest about me but no one can figure out his s-xuality. that’s alright though because he’s hot.
-i need some great nature pictures for school!
-just go on niiicholas’s blog!
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