Nike Mercurial Vapor
omg don’t they just sound expensive?!
the best quality and performance soccer cleat out of the whole nike mercurial family.these shoes b-mp heads with the addidas powerswerves and any other high cl-ss soccer cleat.
vapors come in a series:i,ii,iii,iv,and newly v.the color ways are pretty sick,the material is light(very high quality material btw,like this tejin synthetic stuff),and supposedly they insanely help ball control.these soccer cleats normally range from $100-$400 and are often worn by professional soccer players like cristiano ronaldo but extreme soccer but extreme soccer people(fanatics),people who are really into soccer often buy these to either:
a)for the hype,to show off and they have moola
b)make themselves feel better about playing soccer
c)make their soccer skills better
or
d)adding to c:they are tired of shopping in the kids section with their parents just to get cr-ppy cheap cleats and want something good for once!!
i fit d.
a downside to this cleat is that they get dirty and scr-ped easily.also a lot of people complain about getting blisters when first wearing the shoe.
following the soccer cleat ‘game’ can lead you to become similar to the nike sb sneakerheads who just collect shoes.i can understand for sbs because i do that but mercurial vapors….umm why?they cost h-lla money.
young chaz sat in front of his computer on youtube,watching videos of people opening their new nike mercurial vapor box for the first time,wishing that he could buy them one day.(yes people seriously do post videos of this)
martha was so p-ssed when that chick stepped and made a mark on her nike mercurial vapor iv’s, that she totally went off and slapped the b-tch.~~oh sh-t!new phrase:nike mercurial rage.
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