Nimp
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nimp
the act of linking an unsuspecting internet user to a domain ending in .on.nimp.org, which causes temporary ruination of their browser, and if they use ie, can often cause their computer to crash, while being frozen on gay p-rn.
you can link someone to nimp.org easily, because you can change the domain-name to make it less suspecting, or even pretend it’s another website, such as:
www.youtube.on.nimp.org/watch?v=pfwy7ootb7q
random furry: lol! that fox was so kawaiiiiiii!
sweaty faced teen: ooh, i like furries, too. check this site out 🙂 www.furkingdom.on.nimp.org
random furry has disconnected.
sweaty faced teen: i am a l33t haxx0r.
easy
its nimps
the guy that everyone looks at and stereo types as a nerd, but let this mack daddy loose in the club and he’ll prove just the opposite. guys grab your woman and run, nimp on the loose! nerd + pimp = nimp
person a (man, look at that nerd over there)
person b (he’s no nerd man, that cat’s a nimp. i lost my smokin girlfriend to that mug.)
an acronym standing for ‘n-gg-s in mah pants’ can be used for either excitement or anger.
excitement: “nimp! that girl was so f-cking hot!”
anger: “nimp! i just slept with the fattest chick ever!”
a fat nymphomaniac, esp. those wearing white jeans with vpl.
“your beeatch is a nimp”. derivation: blimp + nympho(maniac), nimpette – younger sister.
a nimp is a really cute and/or pudgey animal.
my brother has a birman cat named rollin. rollin is pretty f-ckin nimp.
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