nine months’ notice
what you serve your landlord with when your upstairs neighbor with the loud kid announces that they’re pregnant, again.
friend of tenant: holy h-ll; that kid upstairs is loud, hey?
tenant: that’s nothing – they just announced that they’re having a second child.
friend of tenant: looks like it’s time to issue your nine months’ notice…
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