nineteenth base
nineteenth base is when you bite someone’s b-lls off and stick it up your b-tt at exactly 10:17 am in a physics lecture at the front of the cl-ssroom while simultaneously touching the ta’s areolae and solving a very very hard physics problem involving heat transfer of energy, kinematics and forces. all while drinking a extra large coffee – double double from mcdonalds that you got for free because you stole it because you’re a naughty boy.
wow, this morning i got to nineteenth base with my professor! everyone loved it!
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