table pour


table pour: as a statement – implies beer was so bad you couldn’t risk it staying in your drinking vessel long enough to. make it to a dump bucket. properly done by pouring it on the table while maintaining eye contact with whomever gave you this beer.
“actual water on mars would taste better, even if it would ruin my body by consuming it. this beer is so bad it’s a table pour.”

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