Ningyptian
after the hebrews left egypt, the egyptians found themselves in need of slaves. they turned to j-pan, a country rich in people and ripe for the picking. as with any conquered people, the egyptians procreated with the j-panese, and the j-panese taught their children ninja skills. these offspring were the ningyptians, an elite fighting race with +5 stealth and +20 kick your -ss.
ningyptians can be resurrected by playing this crazy song my step-mother has on tape. this is also the best way to get killed by a ningyptian.
anna: what was that noise?
andrew: i think there’s a ningyptian on the roof of the car!
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