ninion


1. (n.) a mix between a ninny and a minion, particularly to be applied to your co-workers/slaves.
“ugh!! did you hear val offering yoli a knuckle sandwich without mayo? what a ninion! ”
or “i hate going to the main office! it feels like walking into the ninion committee headquarters!”
or “jody, why aren’t you done with those nails? it’s been 37 minutes. don’t be such a ninion!”

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