ninja approach
sitting in a dark corner, waiting for your target to let their guard down, and then raping them.
usually done in a bluuaaarrgh fashion.
dude 1: i raped yo mom last night, i used the ninja approach.
gaby: did you at least scream really loud while doing it?
dude 1: totally man.
gaby: fine then.
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