ninja bride
a woman who marries a someone, someplace, somewhere, in the presence of a second suitor with little or no announcement of the engagement and/or the marriage, often with little knowledge of the details of said event, thus leaving the second suitor in a bigger surprise heart break than could have been avoided by the bride “cleaning her plate” first, months in advance.
– did you hear what happened to martin who dry-dated her for four years?
– you mean the girl with a boyfriend?
– yeah. exactly. swoosh! ninja bride!
– i guess he didn’t see it coming.
– i guess not. now he’s in a whole lot of pain.
– he should probably crack a joke about it and move on.
– my point exactly. swoosh! ninja bride!
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