ninja card


being tested for hiv and coming back positive. “drawing the ninja card.”
nick: “hey, sh-lley, did you get those tests results back?”

sh-lley: “yeah… i drew the ninja card.”

az: “all bets are off, you got the death sentence!”

nick: “oh, i’m so sorry! life gets more complicated now!”

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