Ninja Cheesecake


a cheesecake-tasting mixed drink consisting of about 50% vanilla vodka and 50% tonic water.
there’s no cheesecake in this drink, but it tastes like it! there must be a delicious ninja cheesecake stealthily hiding in here.
the ancient shang-hi tradition when the black dragon warrior of the ninja clan cuts the cheesecake with a samurai sword.

also used as a complement to people with awesome power.
after the the ninja cheesecake ceremony, i have never looked at my key lime pie the same way again.

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