ninja junk punch
requires pure stealth until the moment you scare the sh-t out of them by yelling ninja at the top of your lungs just before swiftly junk punching them and disappearing into the darkness again leaving them with sore b-lls and a fear of the word ninja.
“once you’ve been ninja junk punched you can never hear the word ninja again without a chill of terror running up your spine.”
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