Ninja shit
when you wipe after you sh-t and the paper comes out clean… like the sh-t was never there… mysterious and stealthy…
i love it when i take a ninja sh-t… i only have to wipe once!
any persons, male or female, who deposits fecal matter that has such strong nauseating odor that he/she has to lift the front of their shirt to cover their nose, therefore resembling a ninja.
“man, after i ate all of that limberger and ice cream i had to run to the bathroom and take a smelly ninja sh-t.
when some takes a number 2 so quickly and quietly that the person must have the sh-tting skills of a ninja.
lawrence, you were in the bathroom for 30 seconds and you have created an odour that reminds me of a dumpster behind an indian restaurant. that ninja sh-t was so quick and quiet that i hardly noticed that you were gone.
where you sh-t so fast, it’ll seem like you never left where you were.
if you’re on the job and you have to go, but you’re afraid to leave…. take a ninja sh-t.
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