ninja shitter


someone who disappears into thin air, only to reemerge from the bathroom fresh from taking a sh-t.
-hey, where did mike go?
-i don’t know, he didn’t tell anyone where he’s going

~10 mintues p-ss by~

-oh there he is coming out of the bathroom
-d-mn it, mike’s such a ninja sh-tter
one who sh-ts on houses stealthaly.
“man, evan is a ninja sh-tter!”

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