ninja sturb


combining the skills of a ninja and the pleasure of sturbing, a ninja sturb is a stealth sturb. often used when your roommates are in the room or just for the challenge.
my roommate came home early so i had to ninja sturb while he wasn’t looking.

i ninja sturbed while watching a movie with my girlfriend, that way i could call her ugly her when she couldn’t get me up later.

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