ninja suprise
when f-cking a girl doggystyle, right before you are about to c-m, give her a charlie horse up the -ss. swiftly move at ninjaspeed in front of her and slap her with your extremely sharp p-n-s while you c-m on her face leaving a shuriken shaped mark on her face. proceed to leave the room quickly by setting off smoke bombs and blending in with the enviroment.
dude, i made that b-tch bleed with an ninja suprise last night
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