ninja syndrome
a childhood condition, usually temporary, in which the afflicted child believes him or herself to be a ninja. this condition typically p-sses after the child hits p-b-rty and discovers the opposite s-x.
guy 1: hay bob hows it going.
bob: not too bad guy 1 but my son has ninja syndrome and keeps hiding and throwing stuff at me.
guy 1: well thats what you get for deciding to have kids.
bob: i didn’t decide, my wife just didn’t get that abortion she said she was
when you’ve played fortnite too much and you can no longer become erect.
doctor: how can i help you today?
patient: i can no longer get erections no matter how hard i try.
doctor: how many victory royales do you have?
patient: 498.
doctor: you have ninja syndrome.
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