ninja verbal assault
related to term “buckminsterfullerene”:
“this is a word that can be used to confuse other people, or distract them. also has hilarious results when used in conversation to replace a noun.”
great way to f-ck with people. be careful with fat girls and republicans, young gr-sshopper. how do you conquer what is already worthless and useless?
see also loatharz.
biff, while eating a tasty blt: “i just learned that my mom has end stage renal disease and won’t survive without a transplant.”
hungry doug: “baltimore these days is all chicken shacks and hair weavers.” (doug steals biff’s blt while biff is wtfing)
fat girl: “if you’re not busy this weekend, we should have drinks.”
verbal ninja: “baked beans in my -ss, trailer mustard in my crotch.”
fat girl: “yum! pick you up at 8!”
(ninja verbal -ssault failed)
republican f-ck: “george w. bush is fantastic.”
verbal ninja: (head collapses in on itself at the utterance of such f-cking nonsense. the warrior is bested. all your bases are belong to us.)
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