Ninja wood


the unexpected,unprovoked erection that occurs while in public. usually characterized as coming out of no where, particularly in the morning (at work or in cl-ss)

scholars maintain that it a
reverberation of morning wood…
similar to an after-shock -ssociated
with earthquakes

morning wood is to ninja wood as
earthquake is to after-shock.
this morning, in my math cl-ss, i had a mean case of ninja wood that came out of nowhere. (it snuck up on me like a stealthy ninja)

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