Ninjapult


similar to the over-hyped catapult of greek origin, it is a siege engine used by ninjas in order to fire more ninjas to distant places, usually over city walls, pirate ships, and/or giant mythical creatures infected with rabies.

myth has it that it was once debated whether or not ninj-pults were ever required by the ninja armies of ninjtopia, seeing as ninjas possess otherworldly powers (such as teleportation, walking through walls, and blowing up objects with their minds) that would simply render the ninj-pult as an obsolete device before it was even created.

the supreme ninja chancellor chuck norrisdecided to peacefully end this debate by explaining that ninj-pults were simply implemented for the addition of style points. the delegation completely agreed with chuck norris, and offered him the prestigious ‘n-bel awesome prize’, to which chuck norris responded with the collective murder of the entire room by questioning the ninj-pult in the first place.

note: contrary to popular belief, the ninj-pult does exist and is still used to this very day. if you don’t believe me, try to explain watergate
steve: did you know that the greeks took over a decade to get into troy?
bob: are you kidding me?!?!? hadn’t they ever heard of ninj-pults?
steve: what are ninj-pults?
(steve died tragically .035 seconds later due to post-roundhousekick-stress)

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