Ninkenst


a semi-imaginary disgusting substance usually found in a sweaty or private part of the body. or sometimes in an untidy part of the house.

the “e” in ninkenst is rather softly pr-nounced – like the “a” in elephants.
daddy is looking down one of the crevices of the couch for one of his daughters pretend earrings that she just lost. upon retrieval of a surprisingly old crust of bread, daddy and little girl shout “ninkenst!!’

and find it funny.

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