Nintendick


noun. nintendo fanboys gamecr-p, because they spend countless amounts of dollars buying cr-ppy rpg pokemon games to subst-tute the warm, embrace of a girlfriend. their hollow lives are filled with hours of turn-based garbage followed by a short break of hentai masturbation.
their lives are currentley being filmed for a michael moore epic “the virgin console”. the members of this “elite” group of lonely b-st-rds are usually aged from 20-40 while still living in the murky depths of their mother’s bas-m-nts. their s-xual actvity (hentai maturbation) must be done secretley as time is limited, as their mothers seem to have a knack for sensing s-m-n. it is from that fact nintend-cks have been forced to evolve, allowing themselves to -j-c-l-t- within a matter of seconds. their uncanny ability to whack off is a sign of nintendo’s greatest leap of evolution. congratulations nintendo! thousands of generations will end thanks to your absolutley nerd enticing, r-t-rdation enducing brand of rpg bullsh-t. well done!
that guy whacked off to hentai! what a nintend-ck!

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