when too people love each other so much as to not be able to contain themselves when viewing eschothers nipples
d-mn our love is nipple love
what george orwell thought of strava. the sixth event in a private school s-xtathlon. it’s p-ssing it down out there but i’ve only packed string vests and short shorts; the beeb’s medium term forecasts are doublew-nk.
- type on paper
when someone is exactly what you would go for in a relationship “you’re my type on paper”
“a noob at minecraft who kills the winner of a good fight” god d-mn! you cleanuping noob!
a short-hand version of obligatory. it can be used to show agreement or as a stand alone exclamation. friend: hey are you going to the abbey this weekend? me: oh, oblig!
- skip a heart beat
when a attractive girl walks by and the guy feels a sensation in his d-ck that feels like skipping a heart beat wow look at her think i just skipped a heart beat skip a heart beat