Nipple Rider


someone who plays their guitar very high, so that the headstock of their guitar is at the same alt-tude as their nipple.

although they are often teased by the f-ggoty emo/metal junkies, nipple riders are the only ones who can actually play a note properly.

moral of the story: don’t sacrifice tone just to look “cool”.
emo kid: eww look at that nipple rider!
person: at least he’s not a d-ck rider.
emo kid: …. touche.

girl: whoa, you look and play guitar like a f-cking g. i offer my p-ssy to you.
nipple rider: kthnx.
pants that are pulled up unusually high so as to nearly touch the wearer’s nipples
my grandfather wearing some sweat nipple riders

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