nipple trajectory
1.) a method of -ssessing sudden changes in temperature instantaneously by visually (or physically) -n-lyzing the level of hardness(mohs scale), angle (preferably in radians), shape, and in odd cases smell, of the nipples.
2.) a sixth sense which detects danger, specifically rape.
n. nipple trajectory
pl. nipple trajector(ies)
1.) my nipple trajectory indicated an oncoming snow storm; i better head inside.
2.) as i walked down the the dark alley, my nipple trajectory activated as the mustached man started to tail me.
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