Nirvana 2.0
when one believes he/she has forgotten the day of the week and the date. usually they take up to 3 hours to wake up fully. usually accociated to those who are directionless, but still content with life. most likely to resemble “the dude”.
christian: dude, what time is it?
john: 3:30pm. did you just wake up?
christian: yeah… what day is it?
john: are you high or something?
christian: naa bro, nirvana 2.0
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