Nitpat


nitpat (knit-pat)

noun

1. word used to describe something that is so utterly vile, disgusting, and or grimey.

2.n-squared

3.forbidden s-xual experience involving lots and lots of feces and or n-squared

verb

1. a type of dirty s-xual experience.

2. grimey activity that will require an acidic shower after partic-p-ting, followed by a complete bleach down
stupid -ss 1:”those teenagers are going to try to nitpat after school. want to come?”

smart guy: “f-ck that sh-t!!! do you even know what that is? once you try it, you are hooked for life!!! that sh-t is so dirty.”

stupid -ss 2: “sounds cool. i heard it’s like 2 girls 1 cup.”

smart guy: “2 girls 1 cup is only a fraction of nitpat. it can only begin to describe it.”
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“i saw a a dog f-cking a dead guy.”

“that’s almost as f-cked up as nitpat.”

“almost…..”

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