NJ Meat Hook
when performing doggystyle -n-l s-x, one reaches around with two fingers and uses the vajingo for leverage.
my girlfriend has epilepsy, and if it wasn’t for the nj meat hook, i’d look like an amateur on a mechanical bull.
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