NJP
short for non-judicial punishment (military)
nonjudicial punishment permits commanders to administratively discipline troops without a court-martial. the receipt of nonjudicial punishment does not const-tute a criminal conviction, but is placed on the service record.
ah man, i almost got njp’d today
an abbreviation used by marines stationed at camp geiger, camp lejeune, or new river air station, meaning nasty jacksonville p-ssy. the local variety of strange that grunts and pogues alike find themselves banging for 2-48 months
did you hear? staff sergent caught the clap while getting njp
short for n-gg-r jet pilot. afterall, how many black pilots are there?
dave – i banged two fine -ss hos at the same time last night.
gary – if you banged two fine -ss hos last night i’m an njp.
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