no-ass


a no–ss is a person who does not have enough muscle or fat in their posterior to be able to support a pair of pants. no–sses often don’t know how to use overalls or belts. the typical no–ss is not very active and will often be labelled a ‘skater’. the only way for these people to know how to wear pants so that they don’t drop to their wearers’ knees every 10 feet is by forcing them through a course where they will try endlessly to find a way to wear their pants so they don’t fall.
that no–ss over there should learn how to use a belt. h-ll, if he can’t afford one, i’ll be more than glad to buy it for ’em.

while walking, i saw a no–ss bend over to pick something up he had dropped, and almost threw up when i saw his pants hanging so low his entire -ss was exposed. wearing underwear of course.

that no–ss should get a belt, looks like he has to raise his pants almost every ten seconds to keep them from falling down to his knees.

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