when you have no burrito and you are sad
“i have no money…i’m in no burrito mode”
a sl*t who gives s*x reports on dates she goes on, and tells all her friends how big her dates p*n*s was. susy: how was your date last night? mary: bad! it was a short one and he almost got stood-up. s*x peterologist peterologist says shorty pterologist says bigunn peterologist got a deep peterologists throat
- rocky mountain hairline
a chronic condition p*ssed on to you by the failed beauticians at great clips, in which your hair has peaks and valleys very similar to those of the rocky mountains. “look at john’s rocky mountain hairline; he must have went to great clips”
the m*ffshot is similar in many ways of the ‘mugshot’ instead is’s when a female sends a picture of her minge to someone on snapchat. it’s widely popular in the western society to send mugshots as a showing of affection for the receiver. casper: d*mn i just got a snapchat from the biology teacher dave: […]
- b**b pretzel
when you bite off the bottom peace of a pretzel and turn it upside down. that pretzel looks like some t*ts. woah. b**b pretzel.