No dice, homeslice.


no·dice·home·slice
-ghetto

1. not a chance
2. bad luck
3. rejection
4. disagreement
a) an’ i said to myself, i finna’ swag into my room. so i do, an’ bam, there be jello errawhere. oh lawd, we family, help a brotha clean this sh-t.

b) no dice, homeslice. i got caps to bust and blow to snort.

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