No Dick


a phrase that can be used to argue against anything and cannot be refuted.
1. “would you be cool with it if i dated your ex-girlfriend?”

“no d-ck”

2. “i just love guys who spray tan”

“no d-ck”

3. “we need you to come in to work on sat-rday”

“no d-ck”
no d-ck when mike g. harr wishes wishes he got laid by ellen but it would never happen
mike and ellen were at ellens when ellen said he has no d-ck

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