no guff


a sarcastic phrase used to describe the stupidity of another person’s statement. relatives of the phrase include “no kidding!” and “no sh-t!”
glen: “carlos came into my office and asked if i had a floppy drive. i told him that i didn’t.”

andrea: “no guff”

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