no jobs for you.
terms used to describe the days of celibacy following when boys become dumb and end a fight with a new term for hand job.
boy: hey, get on urban dictionary and search ‘aub jobs.’
girl: okay…
boy: i thought it would break the awkwardness.
girl: no jobs for you. for at least a week.
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