no plus ones


top definition
often seen on a party invite (usually followed by -“there will be a list”), giving instruction that no uninvited people are allowed to attend apart from that one person everyone knows but doesn’t really know to come to a party.
he’ll be at every party and it will inevitable that he will come.
hey guys come to my party!
no plus ones, there will be a list

but then this fearless youth will arrive uninvited and he will not be asked to leave

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