No-Touch Lesbians


the female version of a “bromance;” women who have such a close friend relationship that they are basically gay for each other.
jim: missy and jenna are so close!
ted: are they lesbians?
jim: no, they’re just super close friends.
ted: ah! so they’re no-touch lesbians.
jim: indeed!

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