Nobel Piece of Shit Prize
an award given to someone for creating something or doing something that is considered, well, a piece of sh-t!
me: look at this cool picture i drew!
john: it looks like it’s worthy of a n-bel piece of sh-t prize!
me: what do you mean?
john: well obviously it’s a piece of sh-t picture. it looks like a box with wheels and wtf is up with the window pane?
me: you f-cking wh-r-, it’s a car. you don’t have to make fun of my lack of artistic ability.
john: who in the f-cking f-ck draws a car with a window pane? you’re a dumb-ss!
me: well i do. do you have a problem with it?
john: well yes i do.
me: go f-ck yourself john! you deserve a n-bel piece of sh-t prize for being the biggest piece of sh-t person to ever exist!
john: okay that may be true, but creed is more worthy of a n-bel piece of sh-t prize than me.
me: that is so true! creed is the biggest piece of sh-t band ever!!!!!!!!!
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