Nobody’s that gay
when a gay guy wants to f-ck an extremely hot woman, he says this to justify himself
ray: “…just aching to pounce on the supple brown flesh of your woman.”
cyril: “shut up!”
ray: “they are going to mess her up.”
cyril: “why are you even here?!”
ray: “h-llo? (holds up ticket granting him “access” to lana)”
cyril: “but you’re gay!”
ray: “girl, please. n-body’s that gay”
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