Nobonusitis
a reason for calling in sick, due to not receiving your bonus.
it’s a feeling of nausea stemming from being p-ssed off due to not getting a well deserved bonus because your boss can afford to keep non-productive, financially draining employees (who facebook stalk and pinterest all day) on the payroll, but “due to commission cuts”, can’t seem to reward the ones who actually look after the business and do the d-mn work.
“i won’t be coming in today. i have n-bonusitis.”
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