nocket
nocket:
noun: a self-centered person.
verb: to do something for self gratification that hurts others, or to vandalize a natural wonder.
leaving graffiti on a mountainside? what a nocket!
we went to see the canyon, but some vandals had nocketed most of the best cliff. it really ruined our trip.
(n): a person who is so blinded by narcissism that he or she believes the damage they cause is actually art.
(v): to vandalize, especially a national park.
source: casey nocket, who hikes into national parks, paints over natural features with acrylic paint, and then post photographs of her actions with pride.
example 1:
hiker: wow, this canyon sure is beautiful
douchebag: yeah, i think i’ll paint a face on that wall over there.
hiker: dude, don’t be a nocket!
example 2:
“hey, hold my backpack while i nocket those rocks.”
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