nocturnal sneeze


a variation of the nasal spray except that it is done whilst the partner is sleeping, catching them by surprise. the results are similar to that of the angry dragon, except that no oral interaction is involved, but she will be plenty angry nonetheless.
my girlfriend was too tired for s-x, so while she was sleeping i gave her a nocturnal sneeze.

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